I hate agencies.
What a bunch of self pretentious arrogant bitches dressed in too tight clothes. Fill this form out, fill that form out, here let me de-grade you some more. Funny how the job I sent my resume to suddenly vanishes after I fill in all the forms. Yeah- OK. Like I believe that. What a dog fuck waste of time. So there I sit in my ass suck argyle patterned sweater, and my cute loafers, smiling, nodding and general playing nice. FUCK!! I want to put a pen in the bitch's eye!!
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As we stumble thru all the uncomfortable questions, it is painfully apparent that this just isn't going well. I try to be personable, so I ask the agency bitch a little about herself : "how long have you been working as a recruiter?"
This is hilarious!! She then tells me she never done this type of work before, she been with the agency for 6 months and just graduated from college. OMG !!!! Suddenly the theme from "JAWS" is running thru my head. How can such an inexperienced person handle something as crucial as my career search?
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