I.HATE.CAMPING
What is it about those 3 words that people just don't understand? Should I emphasize the word HATE? Perhaps drag out the syllables making it hhaaaattttteee?
Seems whenever I say 'I hate camping' some moron says "You don't like camping?" Is there an echo in here??
Why would I go into the woods? Have these people not seen the Blair Witch? Last year alone there were over 10,000 incidents (defined as rape, assault, robbery) that happened to people while they were camping. Stupid Fucks.
Of course the morons always reply "But that could happen anywhere. It could even happen here in X" (X is the urban sprawl I reside in)
HA! (I scoff) HA!! At least if it happens in the city I can get immediate police or medical attention. You poor bastards stuck in the middle of no-where are doomed to having to wait for someone to discover your animal eaten remains.
And as predictable as the morons have become, they try to counter with a pathetic and weak "there's just something about sleeping under the stars..." Am I the only person who has a window in their home?
Why would someone want to sleep in dirt and crap behind a bush? We are supposed to have evolved over time, not regressed. Perfectly good bed at home but you want to sleep in a triangle shaped piece of nylon? Oh that sounds 'safe'. How is eating out of tin cans and swatting bugs 'fun'? Do you know how many germs are on a picnic table? And so the list goes on....
Did I ever mention 'I HATE CAMPING'?
