OK I was at Safeway. I was making chili so I had a basket of heavy assed cans. I go to the express checkout. There is this skank with her 3 dirty poorly behaved small children. She is standing with her arm resting on the empty basket stack (right at the beginning of the checkout)
One of her aforementioned brats is f-ing around and is walking backwards. This child is probably 4 years and her head right at basket clip level. So I put my hand on the back of the her (hopefully not lice infested) head and said “watch out sweetie”.
Meanwhile the skank is standing there and standing there and not moving her large lazy ass up to the cashier. So I am forced to stand there and stand there with this heavy arm breaking basket. So finally I said “excuse me” (with a big phoney smile on my face) and set my basket into the other empty baskets. Then I say “sorry- its really heavy”. (Insert another big phoney smile) Like wake up you idiot!!
Obviously having a death wish, skank says “what is your problem? First you’re pushing my daughter and now you’re shoving your way....don’t be so rude...”
WTF ??? Well holy shit storm- did I rip her a new one.It went like this......
Me : Since when is “watch out sweetie” considered rude? Perhaps if you weren’t such a low life trailer trash unfit mother you would be paying attention and not letting your children play at the checkout. Do chocolate bars look like a toy to you?? Do you think I want candy after your filthy children have been squeezing it? Why don’t you take your kids to the Library- oh yeah- you probably can’t read. A considerate person would realize someone has a heavy basket and move their fat unemployed ass ahead. So don’t you be telling me I’m the rude one…..
Skank: well I never….
Me: That’s probably your problem.
Skank then storms off and the cashier says to me "I liked the unfit mother part".
