I got a speeding ticket on the weekend! (I saw a HUGE sale on silver rings at Nieman Marcus and I just had to go) (Now I pay the price) Gasp!! $113 USD !! GASP!! CHOKE!!! I was doing 54 mph (Yankee translation) in an ALLEGED 25 mph zone close to the border. I came up this hill and around a corner and there were 7 cops just waiting beside the already pulled over 15 vehicles.
The woman (aka beasty bitch) starts yelling “It’s a 25 mph zone!!! ..what are you doing!!!…” I told her I didn’t see the (alleged) signs. So she answers (yelling again) that there are 4 signs blah blah blah. I told her there is no need to yell. Like stop using your home invasion voice on me. Sheesh- sor reeeee I didn’t see the sign.
Of course if the fit of yelling wasn't enuf to deter me from ever setting foot in the land of the free again, the fucking ticket the beasty bitch wrote is :((( Plus it cost me another $5 to pay on line!!! Sure took the shine off the fab ring I bought at Macy's. That little ring is starting to cost me alot.
Now that I have relived the moment- I think I need to lay down for a bit.
