Dumb Ass

OK- onto the dumb ass story- yesterday I sent an email to this DA mentioning her expense check is ready come by pick it up. From my MANY YEARS of paying people, "check" is the preferred word (opposed to cheque) (Even when spell checking, cheque is not in the dictionary) Anyway...I'm sure you can figure out what's coming... DA comes by and gives me a 15 fucking minute lecture on CHEQUES vs CHECKS. I zoned out thinking many things...

1. how long will it take for her to choke when I shove the check down her throat 
2. wondered how she sits with that stick up her ass 
3. felt sorry that she's such a controlling bitch and lets such small things irritate her 
4. once again thought WHO FUCKING CARES!!!!! ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!! 
5. various versions of shut the fuck up

She's the same DA who complained and complained that my phone local showed "Helen" (previous person) in the call display. She's the one who'd rant on and on when she phoned me...like figure it out...Helen has been gone since September!! And once I even answered the phone "Helen speaking" just to shut her the fuck up. What is the big deal? A.N.A.L.