Got road raged on my lunch. If some speed demon starts tailgating when I'm in the left lane, I commence 'operation box'. That's where I slow to the speed of the car in the right lane and effectively box said moron in. I can see him in my rearview & he's practically foaming at the mouth. Making hand gestures at me. I get to the light, I go left he goes right and kinda unfortunately we are side by side. Wow- what a potty mouth that guy has. However, being empathetic, I knew exactly what to say to calm him down. I said "hey pal- if I had a dick- I'd let you suck it" and gosh miracle or miracles my light changed and I safely sped away. I live anoher day my friend.
Local Newspaper Reports: Earlier today, there was a road rage altercation between two vehicles at the corner of Marine and Lion. Witnesses alledge the man was recklessly tailgating the woman. It is unclear how the man became injured. All bystanders could say was that he had a peace sign stuck in his head and was staggering around mumbling "she wants me to suck her cock". Police continue to investigate but it is unlikelyany charges will be filed.
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