Smart Assies

Gabby and I have decided there is a niche to create a "Smart Ass" chocolate company for those we hate. The customer has an option of choosing the filling. So instead of chocolate for the one you hate, perhaps you'd choose cayene pepper..... or onion......    Wouldn't that be cool. Ta-Da!! "Smart-Assies" is born. The unsuspecting fool thinks its too cute that he/she gets these smartassies with their name on it, throws a handful into their mouth, hehehee,  ka-pow!!!!

Flavors:

 

rotten fruit (includes smell)

puke (lumpy filling)
strychnine
phlegm (fillings can be a variety of green shades)
cat urine
ecoli
cock roaches
metal shavings
arsenic
aftershave or perfume
lice
lead (preferably from china)
snake venom (varieties like rattlesnake, taipan, krait, viper and cobra)
drain cleaner
anthrax
cyanide
poison ivy
used cigarette butts
mercury
spiders (black smartassie = black widow, grey smartassie = wolf spider, brown smartassie= brown recluse)
potassium chloride (to stop the heart of those you hate)
pesticides
diarrhea (needless to say it has a runny filling)
exhaust fumes
the ashes of your dearly departed cremated one
pubic hair (with little ends sticking out of the smartassie)
wool
razor blades, pins, needles
ground glass
bleach
hair dye (a new meaning to die)
nail clippings (finger or toes. toes better as they tend to be more yellow)
krazy glue
styrofoam (for those who want a lite snack)
bird poop
mud
cement (talk about cccrunch!)
buckleys
fish food
ink (think of the colors!)
wax (next logical step)
paint (last in the series of coloring your teeth)
blood (HIV or  menstral cost more)
various sulfides
raw hamburger
wood
rubber (like car tires)