My dentist laughed…....scoffed at my suggestion that they should make black licorice flavored fluoride. The ole dentist just seemed totally stuck (and wouldn’t let go) on the part where people might have a black tinge to their teeth after using the fluoride. Sheesh- do I look like a miracle worker? It was only a suggestion.
Later that week.........
Headline from Urban Sprawl Newspaper:
Police investigate strange crime. A local dentist is found tied to his chair with dental floss with his teeth colored black. The dentist was unable to identify his attacker because the perp gave him a week's worth of laughing gas before fleeing ….there seem to be few leads except for the large black felt pen markers laying near by......
