....BTW I stuffed extras into your package. Not food, this time, though. That will be for the next parcel
What could it be?
Something to play with
Does it need batteries?? ;)
No such luck. :) Sunlight and water perhap
You're sending a zebra thru the mail? Cool! LOL.
Imagine what I'd have to write on the customs declaration?
Let me help with that: Dear Official Border Person
Sorry about the poor wrap job but it is getting harder and harder to smuggle endangered species to my hippie friend. I'm sure you can sympathize as we all seem to know at least one weirdo ;) Anywho, the drugs have been consumed by the Zebra and are safely nestled inside a durable plastic pouch (probably inside the large intestine by now) . If you wait a few days you may be able to retrieve it. I do suggest gloves and a shovel as I fed the Zebra before his long journey. Also, do note that the Zebra is tempermental and may bite you. Other than that, maybe fill up his water dish. Thanks kindly. Gabby
