I have just been informed that my BFF- Gabby- is coming for a Christmas visit. Yippee!! She told me she's bringing my 'black Friday' shoes, the gel I ordered for my shoulder pain and (her words) super-secret and secret stuff. LOL-I can just see that customs moment now.....
Anything to declare?:
"loafers, massage gel and stuff........"
Stuff?:
"yes sir, that's what I said, stuff"
Can you clarify that ?:
"No sir, but its not explosive stuff, just secret stuff"
Have you been drinking m'am?:
"No I have NOT been drinking **sigh** " And you do realize Santa is still able to put your name on the naughty list....You want me to step over where? Remove all my ....????" ACK!!!
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