Why do men wear suits? How (and why) did it work out that men wear suits and women wear dresses? Who decided this dumb ass thing?
Just one day some guy said "I'll wear a suit and tie a colorful noose around my neck" and then some woman said "OK- then I'll wear a blanket that leaves my legs bare and I'll stick shoes with ice pick heels on my feet"
Did this lady think that maybe with the right angle and force she could possibly skewer someone's brains with her shoes? Are high heels designed to be a "just in case you need to kill someone" weapon? But wouldn't it make more sense to wear shoes on your hands??
I can see I'm going to have to have more coffee as I ponder this weirdness.
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