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Monday, July 23, 2012

Patience Brew


1 Ativan
2 pints wine
½ xanax
Smidge crack
And a tablet of choclate



Name ideas:
The Help You Survive Life Bevvie
When You Just Can’t Cope- We’ll do It For You
Life Bites But This Drink Bites Harder
Fuck  It – Drink & Drink Lots
Fuck It! Fuck You! Fuck Off! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! (my pers fav)
RMG (Rot My Gut)
Cheers!

An added bonus:   A Hershey flavored straw.   And the drink comes with a big fluffy pillow so when you pass out your head lands on something soft