Yahoo!! It's Monday!! I jump outta bed at 7am and spiff myself up for my first day on the job. When I get to the office I ask for J. I can hear the receptionist's part of the conversation and it sounds a little 'off''.
J comes to the lobby and she has this weird look on her face. She says "What are you doing here?" (JC!! Did I get fired before I even started?) I replied that I was starting today. Imagine my surprise to learn that I'm supposed to start next Monday. In my excitement, and sheer disbelief, of getting a job- I only saw the '8:30 Monday' part.
Oh well- no one can say I don't have enthusisam.